Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar m
Or laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.