Hum pani kyu pite h? . . . ...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 24, 2012)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum pani kyu pite h?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

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After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

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Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi N...

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha
All Is Well
All Is Well....

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humare muskurane ki ...

Humare muskurane ki wajah tum ho,
Hamare zindagi ka matlab tum ho,
Agar chor diya saath hamara to samajh lena,
Ke hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho.

By: Ankita Arora
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Beggar:Sir plz give ...

Beggar:Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man:Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar:1 for my gf!
Man:Wow! you too made a gf?
Beggar:No sir, gf made me a begger.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum Apun Ko Itna Mes...

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai.
Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai.
Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai;
Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sen...

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum pani kyu pite h? . . . ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum pani kyu pite h?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

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After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi N...

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha
All Is Well
All Is Well....

Humare muskurane ki ...

Humare muskurane ki wajah tum ho,
Hamare zindagi ka matlab tum ho,
Agar chor diya saath hamara to samajh lena,
Ke hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho.

Beggar:Sir plz give ...

Beggar:Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man:Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar:1 for my gf!
Man:Wow! you too made a gf?
Beggar:No sir, gf made me a begger.

Tum Apun Ko Itna Mes...

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai.
Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai.
Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai;
Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sen...

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY!

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Hum pani kyu pite h? . . . ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum pani kyu pite h? . . . . . . . . . kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte taali mat bajao plz.. kasam se bachpan se genius hu, par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

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Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi N...

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell Wah Wah Wah Wah Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha All Is Well All Is Well....

Humare muskurane ki ...

Humare muskurane ki wajah tum ho, Hamare zindagi ka matlab tum ho, Agar chor diya saath hamara to samajh lena, Ke hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho.

Beggar:Sir plz give ...

Beggar:Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man:Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar:1 for my gf! Man:Wow! you too made a gf? Beggar:No sir, gf made me a begger.

Tum Apun Ko Itna Mes...

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai. Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai. Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai; Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sen...

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY!

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Hum pani kyu pite h?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha
All Is Well
All Is Well....

Humare muskurane ki wajah tum ho,
Hamare zindagi ka matlab tum ho,
Agar chor diya saath hamara to samajh lena,
Ke hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho.

Beggar:Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man:Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar:1 for my gf!
Man:Wow! you too made a gf?
Beggar:No sir, gf made me a begger.

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai.
Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai.
Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai;
Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY!