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Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya ...

By Sinha Abhishek (Aug 21, 2012)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta: A Cockroach
Santa : Why?
Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

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