Every Indian women is RANI LAX...

shaadi k pahle hi din
pati ne patni pr rob
dalne k liye english
paper patni ko dikhate
hue-
dekho car ulat gyi.
patni- car nahi ulti.
paper sidha
pakro.

Evening Mastiii
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness.

Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya,
Machchar Kate..
Anjam 1 Hi Hai..
Kya?
Raat Ko Neend Nhi Aati...

Aag suraj me hoti h jalna jamin ko padta h mohobbat nigahe karti hai tadapna dil ko padta h.

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"