Wife: I wish I was a newspaper...

By Abhishek bhatia (Dec 20, 2011)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband to a newly w...

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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I require only three...

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: ALLAH ne tu...

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
Chaawal se Patthar nahi nikal sakti?

WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

By: P.K
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Biwi shohr se apko ...

Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
.
Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild rh gyi h

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband Makes a Glas...

Husband Makes a Glass of
Whisky and asks wife:Lo Pio
isko
Wife tastes andsays:Chhi Kitni
karvi h
Husband:tu sochti h K mai Roz Ayyasi karta hu.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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Husband to a newly w...

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

I require only three...

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Husband: ALLAH ne tu...

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
Chaawal se Patthar nahi nikal sakti?

WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

Biwi shohr se apko ...

Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
.
Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild rh gyi h

Husband Makes a Glas...

Husband Makes a Glass of
Whisky and asks wife:Lo Pio
isko
Wife tastes andsays:Chhi Kitni
karvi h
Husband:tu sochti h K mai Roz Ayyasi karta hu.

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

You May Also Like

Husband to a newly w...

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

I require only three...

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Husband: ALLAH ne tu...

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain Chaawal se Patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ?? Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein. Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa, Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

Biwi shohr se apko ...

Biwi shohr se apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya? Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain . Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild rh gyi h

Husband Makes a Glas...

Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky and asks wife:Lo Pio isko Wife tastes andsays:Chhi Kitni karvi h Husband:tu sochti h K mai Roz Ayyasi karta hu.

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
Chaawal se Patthar nahi nikal sakti?

WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
.
Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild rh gyi h

Husband Makes a Glass of
Whisky and asks wife:Lo Pio
isko
Wife tastes andsays:Chhi Kitni
karvi h
Husband:tu sochti h K mai Roz Ayyasi karta hu.