By Amit kumar (Dec 2, 2011)
boy : God !! kya ladkiyo ke sath sona paap h?? god : Nahi bilkul nahi. lekin sallo tum sirf sote thodi ho...
Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.
Someone Asked Me. "For How Long Will U Both Be Friends,?" I Remained Silent, Because I Didn’t Know Which One Is Longer. . . . "ALWAYS" Or "FOREVER."
If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it. Then... Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.
Har doori mitani padhti hai, har baat btani padhti hai, lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai, aaj kal khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become Best Husbands
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
