By Aabha87 (May 6, 2011)
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
English Teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence. Sardar student:- "Oye,pataka"
MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL:Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para?
Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
2 choohe paid pe baithe the, neeche se 1 hathi guzra, 1 chooha hathi pe ja gira dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose.
C.I.D. Shayari Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai Oh my god! Sir ye toh mar chuka hai
