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Saali : Pyaar kab ho...

Saali : Pyaar kab hota h?
Jija : Jab raahu, ketu aur Sani ke dasa kharab ho, aapka mangal kamzor ho aur bhagwan maje lene ke mood me ho!

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Raat mein Nind naa a...

Raat mein Nind naa aaye,Din mein Chain na aaye, Maine rab se puchha kya yhi PYAAR h? Rab ne mushkura kr kha nhi Beta. "Private Job Walon Ka Yhi Haal H".

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jija to Saali: Hr ka...

Jija to Saali: Hr kamayab aadmi ke pichhe aurat hoti h, jo use itna pareshan karti h ke wo kaam mein busy ho jata h aur kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti h.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Saali: Jiju, what r ...

Saali: Jiju, what r you doing?
Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Saali: Aw How cute!
Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Jiju: Muskurana to h...

Jiju: Muskurana to hr ladki ke adaa h.
Saali: Wah!
Jiju: Gaur farmaiye.
Muskarana to hr ladki ke adaa h.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA h.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

What is the differen...

What is the difference between wife's and saali's tears?
Classic Answer
Saali's tears affect man's heart and wife's tears affect man's pocket.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Saali: Why has the G...

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata h ke desh sambhalna aasan h, lekin biwi ko nhi.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Jiju asks Saali: Vid...

Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke tme tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?
Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ke ghar se le ja ke koi
Aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JIJA SALI)

Lady drinking coke, ...

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek ladka ek ladki k ...

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gya. 3rd day koi aur ladki the.
Moral:Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nhi badaltey.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

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Saali : Pyaar kab ho...

Saali : Pyaar kab hota h?
Jija : Jab raahu, ketu aur Sani ke dasa kharab ho, aapka mangal kamzor ho aur bhagwan maje lene ke mood me ho!

Raat mein Nind naa a...

Raat mein Nind naa aaye,Din mein Chain na aaye, Maine rab se puchha kya yhi PYAAR h? Rab ne mushkura kr kha nhi Beta. "Private Job Walon Ka Yhi Haal H".

Jija to Saali: Hr ka...

Jija to Saali: Hr kamayab aadmi ke pichhe aurat hoti h, jo use itna pareshan karti h ke wo kaam mein busy ho jata h aur kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti h.

Saali: Jiju, what r ...

Saali: Jiju, what r you doing?
Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Saali: Aw How cute!
Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.

Jiju: Muskurana to h...

Jiju: Muskurana to hr ladki ke adaa h.
Saali: Wah!
Jiju: Gaur farmaiye.
Muskarana to hr ladki ke adaa h.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA h.

What is the differen...

What is the difference between wife's and saali's tears?
Classic Answer
Saali's tears affect man's heart and wife's tears affect man's pocket.

Saali: Why has the G...

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata h ke desh sambhalna aasan h, lekin biwi ko nhi.

Jiju asks Saali: Vid...

Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke tme tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?
Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ke ghar se le ja ke koi
Aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?

Lady drinking coke, ...

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon.

Ek ladka ek ladki k ...

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gya. 3rd day koi aur ladki the.
Moral:Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nhi badaltey.

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Saali : Pyaar kab ho...

Saali : Pyaar kab hota h? Jija : Jab raahu, ketu aur Sani ke dasa kharab ho, aapka mangal kamzor ho aur bhagwan maje lene ke mood me ho!

Raat mein Nind naa a...

Raat mein Nind naa aaye,Din mein Chain na aaye, Maine rab se puchha kya yhi PYAAR h? Rab ne mushkura kr kha nhi Beta. "Private Job Walon Ka Yhi Haal H".

Jija to Saali: Hr ka...

Jija to Saali: Hr kamayab aadmi ke pichhe aurat hoti h, jo use itna pareshan karti h ke wo kaam mein busy ho jata h aur kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti h.

Saali: Jiju, what r ...

Saali: Jiju, what r you doing? Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. Saali: Aw How cute! Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.

Jiju: Muskurana to h...

Jiju: Muskurana to hr ladki ke adaa h. Saali: Wah! Jiju: Gaur farmaiye. Muskarana to hr ladki ke adaa h. Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA h.

What is the differen...

What is the difference between wife's and saali's tears? Classic Answer Saali's tears affect man's heart and wife's tears affect man's pocket.

Saali: Why has the G...

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years? Jiju: Govt. ko pata h ke desh sambhalna aasan h, lekin biwi ko nhi.

Jiju asks Saali: Vid...

Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke tme tumhaari behen itna kyu royi? Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ke ghar se le ja ke koi Aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?

Lady drinking coke, ...

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon.

Ek ladka ek ladki k ...

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gya. 3rd day koi aur ladki the. Moral:Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nhi badaltey.

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Saali : Pyaar kab hota h?
Jija : Jab raahu, ketu aur Sani ke dasa kharab ho, aapka mangal kamzor ho aur bhagwan maje lene ke mood me ho!

Saali: Jiju, what r you doing?
Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Saali: Aw How cute!
Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.

Jiju: Muskurana to hr ladki ke adaa h.
Saali: Wah!
Jiju: Gaur farmaiye.
Muskarana to hr ladki ke adaa h.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA h.

What is the difference between wife's and saali's tears?
Classic Answer
Saali's tears affect man's heart and wife's tears affect man's pocket.

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata h ke desh sambhalna aasan h, lekin biwi ko nhi.

Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke tme tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?
Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ke ghar se le ja ke koi
Aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gya. 3rd day koi aur ladki the.
Moral:Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nhi badaltey.