Lead your life similar to a dictionary,
Providing meaning to only those who refer you.
Ye Tum Hi The Jis Se Humko,
Mohabbat Ho Gayi.
Hum Khud Ek Gulaab Hain.
Kisi Khusboo Ki Tamanna Nahi Karte.
Being a good person is like being a goal keeper.
No matter how many goals u save .
Peeple will remember only D one u missed.
When Your Time Is Good,
Your Mistakes Are Taken As A Joke! But,
When Your Time Is Bad,
Even Your Jokes Are Noticed As Mistakes!
A beautiful quote by chanakya..
Don't be too honest in this world
because, Straight trees are always chosen first for cutting.
Usually Boys Believe in What they See and
Girls Believe in What they hear,
that is why.
Boys lie and Girls wear Make up..!
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna h...
Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!!
Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu.
Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.
K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z.
Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!!
Boy: Meri chaddi me.