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Feb 24, 2016 SMS Collection
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Feb 24, 2016 SMS Collection
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Feb 24, 2016 SMS COLLECTION
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Mom: Beti badi ho ka...
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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Pati: Tumhare baap k...
Pati: Tumhare baap ki jale pe, namak chidkane ki aadat gyi nhi, Patni: kyu kya hua ? pati: aaj fir se puch raha tha ki meri, beti se shadi krke kush to ho.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
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Patni : Jaanu, kya m...
Patni : Jaanu, kya m aapke sapno mein aati hu,
pati : nhi, kabhi nhi.
patni : kyu ?
pati : yaar, main Hanuman Chalisa padh ke sota hu.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Husband:Meri wife gu...
Husband:Meri wife gum ho gayi H, Post-Master:dikhta nhi ye post office h Police Station jao. Husband:Maaf kijiye postmaster ji khusi mein smajh ni Aa ra kha jau
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Wife: kal raat tum m...
Wife: kal raat tum mujhey neend
me galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h..
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yhi ke me neend m tha.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Patni–Janu ba...
Patni–Janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry me 10 crore Jiti hu.
Pati-Darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer ke?
Patni– jo bhi dalna h dalo or dafa ho Jaao.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Santa:- Meri diction...
Santa:- Meri dictionary main Namumkin shabd nhi h.
Banta:- Are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa dials a number...
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who arer you?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Ek baar Santa Gangub...
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata h aur darwaza knock karta h.
Gangubai: Kaun?
Santa: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Biology k Sir: Boys...
Biology k Sir:
Boys can you tell Me Exactly Where is your Heart?
All boys shouted loudly
Larkiyon k PAAS.
Sir smiled & said slowly.
Mera bhi.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
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