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Jan 20, 2016 SMS COLLECTION
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Ek baar Santa Gangub...
Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ki shaadi ek n...
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Marte waqt aa...
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Q: How do you recogn...
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Wife agar hus...
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nhi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa aadhi raat ko ...
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: I got married...
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Jija : Wow!!! ur sis...
Jija : Wow!!! ur sister luks so prfect! with incredible body & flower lyk skin... What does shee use???
Sali : Adobe Photoshop!!!
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
JIJA SALI
)
Agar aap sochte hai ...
Agar aap sochte hai ki.. KAASH..!!!!
Aapki shadi aapki saali se hue hoti to acha hota to yakeen maniye aapke saadu bhi bilkul aesa hi sochte honge.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
JIJA SALI
)
Jeeja: Ladkia paraya...
Jeeja: Ladkia paraya dhan hain, toh ladkey kyaa hain??
Sali: 1 numbr k chor, jinki najar hamesa paraaye dhan per hi lgi hoti hain..
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
JIJA SALI
)
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