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Oct 29, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa: kya tum pass ...
Santa: kya tum pass ho Gye
Banta: Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
Santa: kese
Banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rhi h.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa daru pee k tal...
Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
Banta- mai khol du,
Santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil rha h.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: jab main mar ...
Santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: kyun?
Santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hai.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Sardar: Aj BV ne bo...
Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Sardar: Meri Bevi It...
Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti H K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Mila k Hath Dosti Ka...
Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nhi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nhi Jata
Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,
Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nhi Jata.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Q: What did John Log...
Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?
Ans: There is Rajni's movie already telecasting!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Banta: What's t...
Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
You can never ask a ...
You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept.
They don't have age but age groups which are follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Teacher: Do you know...
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
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