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Sep 23, 2015 SMS Collection
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Sep 23, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Doctor: Agar Mareez ...
Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laat..
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Doctor: Bachche Ko P...
Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nhi Jayega??
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Nawaz Sharif: Hamare...
Nawaz Sharif: Hamare Paas 'Atom Bomb' Hi.
Modi: Bass Yhi Ek Problem Hi Aap Ke Saath... Hamare Aapsi Jhagde Me Aap Bar-Bar 'Hina Rabbani' Ko Beech Mai Le Ate h
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta: What is a Vot...
Banta: What is a Vote Bank?
Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Boss: Where do you s...
Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: Yaar Ye Ladki...
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hai?
Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kbhi Khush Nhi Dekh Sakti..
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Jeeto: I have change...
Jeeto: I have changed my mind.
Santa: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Rha Hai Na?
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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BPO Interviewer: Can...
BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent?
Santa: Yep
BPO Interviewer: Say something...
Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa.
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Waiter: Sir, Kya Log...
Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge?
Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan
Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho?
Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta: Yaar Tumne To...
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyo Udas Ho?
Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hai!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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