Sep 2, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Zaruri Nhi Jo Khusi ...

Zaruri Nhi Jo Khusi De Usi Se Pyar Ho..
Dosto..
Sacchi Mohabbat Aksar Dil Todne Waale Se Hi Hoti Hai..!

By: Ajay
Category: SHAYARI (ISHQ/LOVE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhojpuri ishq - Taj...

Bhojpuri ishq -
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nafrat na karna ka b...

Nafrat na karna ka bhi hamse
ham a seh nhi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nhi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge...

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya..

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Sep 2, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Zaruri Nhi Jo Khusi ...

Zaruri Nhi Jo Khusi De Usi Se Pyar Ho..
Dosto..
Sacchi Mohabbat Aksar Dil Todne Waale Se Hi Hoti Hai..!

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do...

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq - Taj...

Bhojpuri ishq -
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Nafrat na karna ka b...

Nafrat na karna ka bhi hamse
ham a seh nhi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nhi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge...

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya..

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Sep 2, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Zaruri Nhi Jo Khusi ...

Zaruri Nhi Jo Khusi De Usi Se Pyar Ho.. Dosto.. Sacchi Mohabbat Aksar Dil Todne Waale Se Hi Hoti Hai..!

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN". Kisi ne uske niche likh diya: "VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE". Govt. Office Zindabaad"

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do...

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq - Taj...

Bhojpuri ishq - Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan? Yam-Kar Lo. OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua? Yam-Kuch nahi. OSAMA-Q? Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Nafrat na karna ka b...

Nafrat na karna ka bhi hamse ham a seh nhi payenge Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nhi tum jaise dost ki aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge...

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the 1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya. ? ? ? kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya..

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Zaruri Nhi Jo Khusi De Usi Se Pyar Ho..
Dosto..
Sacchi Mohabbat Aksar Dil Todne Waale Se Hi Hoti Hai..!

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq -
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Nafrat na karna ka bhi hamse
ham a seh nhi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nhi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya..