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Jul 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta ke ghar ladka ...

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa !
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Hamare Desh K...

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?

Banta: 100%.

Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta- Ladki ko prapo...

Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Yaar Tu Itna ...

Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko

Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?

Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa baraf ka tukda...

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha

Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Banta Watching...

Santa Banta Watching Match Dhoni Ne 6 Mara
Santa- Dekh Dekh, GOAL Hua Banta- Abe,
Tu Pagal Hi Rahega ....GOAL Isme Nahi CRICKET Me Hota H
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: Yaar y...

Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: whats diffren...

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Kadi-Chaawal K...

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.

Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi H !
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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