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Jun 30, 2015 SMS Collection
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Jun 30, 2015 SMS Collection
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Jun 30, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Wife: "I look f...
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
By:
Asif
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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Girlfriend: "Am...
Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."
By:
Asif
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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Blonde: "What d...
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
By:
Asif
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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I asked a Chinese gi...
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Asif
Category:
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JUST FOR SMILE
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Yo momma is so fat, ...
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Asif
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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Yo momma is so fat w...
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
By:
Asif
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
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Q: How do you know w...
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies ?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
By:
Asif
Category:
JOKES
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BLONDE
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Q: Did you hear abou...
Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
By:
Asif
Category:
JOKES
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BLONDE
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Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
By:
Asif
Category:
JOKES
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BLONDE
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Q: Why do ya reckon ...
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
By:
Asif
Category:
JOKES
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BLONDE
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