May 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy & girl of cl...

Boy & girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied Ã¢â‚¬Â NO Never!
Boy said to girl:
See i told you not to worry.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Do u have any ...

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved

Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hey friend remember ...

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 men were fixing a ...

2 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Men 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Men 2 : DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t worry, I have a one more.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Love is possible aft...

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured..!!!

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Catch her by her wai...

Catch her by her waist,
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ..
..nice drink..PEPSI

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: What did the gang...

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man in Hell asked ...

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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May 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Boy & girl of cl...

Boy & girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied Ã¢â‚¬Â NO Never!
Boy said to girl:
See i told you not to worry.

Girl: Do u have any ...

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved

Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

Hey friend remember ...

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

2 men were fixing a ...

2 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Men 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Men 2 : DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t worry, I have a one more.

Love is possible aft...

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured..!!!

Catch her by her wai...

Catch her by her waist,
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ..
..nice drink..PEPSI

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Q: What did the gang...

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

A man in Hell asked ...

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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May 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.

Boy & girl of cl...

Boy & girl of class 2 asked teacher: Can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied Ã¢â‚¬Â NO Never! Boy said to girl: See i told you not to worry.

Girl: Do u have any ...

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

Hey friend remember ...

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

2 men were fixing a ...

2 men were fixing a bomb in a car. Men 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Men 2 : DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t worry, I have a one more.

Love is possible aft...

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured..!!!

Catch her by her wai...

Catch her by her waist, Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a .. ..nice drink..PEPSI

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Q: What did the gang...

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

A man in Hell asked ...

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Boy & girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied Ã¢â‚¬Â NO Never!
Boy said to girl:
See i told you not to worry.

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved

Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

2 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Men 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Men 2 : DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t worry, I have a one more.

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured..!!!

Catch her by her waist,
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ..
..nice drink..PEPSI

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.