Apr 24, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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I'm the beginni...

I'm the beginning of the end.
You can see me twice in a decade,
But once in a year & not in day,
But once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An Old Man's T-...

An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote.
I Am Not 50.
I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience.
That's The ATTITUDE.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Yeh kya Kamina Pann ...

Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!!!!!

Jis say time Pucho woh yehi kehta h,

Naya wala, ya Purana wala???

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

AK minute k liye dun...

AK minute k liye duniya
mai burey kaam ruk
gaey h.
y?
Batao kio
?
B'coz
"SHETAAN" is waqt sms parh raha h.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: cut ur nail...

Teacher: cut ur nails, they look dirty
Kid: ok
next day
Teacher: clean ur nose, its dirty
Kid: nails katwa diye aapne ab naak love-day se saaf karu ?

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tu meri drink mai te...

Tu meri drink mai tera chakhna,

I love you baby Apna khayal rakhna :D

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

RaGa : Aap Khet me k...

RaGa : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?
Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri
RaGa: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?
Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum modi ki tarah ba...

Tum modi ki tarah badal rahi ho,

Aur me kisano ki tarah barbaad horaha hu.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

14 Year Girl: I Love...

14 Year Girl: I Love you.. I Like you.

Boy: Beta Bachi ho ap Abhi.
Girl Turned 16
Boy: BC 0_0. hellow remember me ?
Girl: Ji Bhaiyaaa

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pardesi Pardesi Pard...

Pardesi Pardesi Pardesi jaana nahi.

Mujhe chhodke Mujhe chhodke is an official song for beggars in India

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Apr 24, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

I'm the beginni...

I'm the beginning of the end.
You can see me twice in a decade,
But once in a year & not in day,
But once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans.

An Old Man's T-...

An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote.
I Am Not 50.
I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience.
That's The ATTITUDE.

Yeh kya Kamina Pann ...

Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!!!!!

Jis say time Pucho woh yehi kehta h,

Naya wala, ya Purana wala???

AK minute k liye dun...

AK minute k liye duniya
mai burey kaam ruk
gaey h.
y?
Batao kio
?
B'coz
"SHETAAN" is waqt sms parh raha h.

Teacher: cut ur nail...

Teacher: cut ur nails, they look dirty
Kid: ok
next day
Teacher: clean ur nose, its dirty
Kid: nails katwa diye aapne ab naak love-day se saaf karu ?

Tu meri drink mai te...

Tu meri drink mai tera chakhna,

I love you baby Apna khayal rakhna :D

RaGa : Aap Khet me k...

RaGa : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?
Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri
RaGa: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?
Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.

Tum modi ki tarah ba...

Tum modi ki tarah badal rahi ho,

Aur me kisano ki tarah barbaad horaha hu.

14 Year Girl: I Love...

14 Year Girl: I Love you.. I Like you.

Boy: Beta Bachi ho ap Abhi.
Girl Turned 16
Boy: BC 0_0. hellow remember me ?
Girl: Ji Bhaiyaaa

Pardesi Pardesi Pard...

Pardesi Pardesi Pardesi jaana nahi.

Mujhe chhodke Mujhe chhodke is an official song for beggars in India

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Apr 24, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

I'm the beginni...

I'm the beginning of the end. You can see me twice in a decade, But once in a year & not in day, But once in june & twice in a week. Only genius can ans.

An Old Man's T-...

An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote. I Am Not 50. I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience. That's The ATTITUDE.

Yeh kya Kamina Pann ...

Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!!!!! Jis say time Pucho woh yehi kehta h, Naya wala, ya Purana wala???

AK minute k liye dun...

AK minute k liye duniya mai burey kaam ruk gaey h. y? Batao kio ? B'coz "SHETAAN" is waqt sms parh raha h.

Teacher: cut ur nail...

Teacher: cut ur nails, they look dirty Kid: ok *next day* Teacher: clean ur nose, its dirty Kid: nails katwa diye aapne ab naak love-day se saaf karu ?

Tu meri drink mai te...

Tu meri drink mai tera chakhna, I love you baby Apna khayal rakhna :D

RaGa : Aap Khet me k...

RaGa : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ? Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri RaGa: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ? Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.

Tum modi ki tarah ba...

Tum modi ki tarah badal rahi ho, Aur me kisano ki tarah barbaad horaha hu.

14 Year Girl: I Love...

14 Year Girl: I Love you.. I Like you. Boy: Beta Bachi ho ap Abhi. Girl Turned 16 Boy: BC 0_0. hellow remember me ? Girl: Ji Bhaiyaaa

Pardesi Pardesi Pard...

Pardesi Pardesi Pardesi jaana nahi. Mujhe chhodke Mujhe chhodke is an official song for beggars in India

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I'm the beginning of the end.
You can see me twice in a decade,
But once in a year & not in day,
But once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans.

An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote.
I Am Not 50.
I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience.
That's The ATTITUDE.

Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!!!!!

Jis say time Pucho woh yehi kehta h,

Naya wala, ya Purana wala???

AK minute k liye duniya
mai burey kaam ruk
gaey h.
y?
Batao kio
?
B'coz
"SHETAAN" is waqt sms parh raha h.

Teacher: cut ur nails, they look dirty
Kid: ok
next day
Teacher: clean ur nose, its dirty
Kid: nails katwa diye aapne ab naak love-day se saaf karu ?

Tu meri drink mai tera chakhna,

I love you baby Apna khayal rakhna :D

RaGa : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?
Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri
RaGa: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?
Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.

Tum modi ki tarah badal rahi ho,

Aur me kisano ki tarah barbaad horaha hu.

14 Year Girl: I Love you.. I Like you.

Boy: Beta Bachi ho ap Abhi.
Girl Turned 16
Boy: BC 0_0. hellow remember me ?
Girl: Ji Bhaiyaaa

Pardesi Pardesi Pardesi jaana nahi.

Mujhe chhodke Mujhe chhodke is an official song for beggars in India