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Apr 5, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Sex kar lene ke baad...
Sex kar lene ke baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe wo hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL: Ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai.
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Callgirl marwadi ke ...
Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,
kisi ne pucha kya hua, Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne?
Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi..
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Horror movie dekh ka...
Horror movie dekh kar dar jane wale ladko..
Dar kya hota hai us bande se pucho
Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho gaye!!
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Mahek Whisky ki kabh...
Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti..
Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti.
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Pee ke raat ko hum u...
Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage,
Sharab mein gham ko milane lage,
Daru bhi bewafa nikali yaron,
Nashe mein to woh aur bhi yaad aane lage.
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
SHAYARI
(
ISHQ/LOVE
)
Raat chup h magr cha...
Raat chup h magr chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahu aaj phir hosh nahi,
Is trah dooba hun teri mohabat ki gahrai me,
Hath m jaam hai aur peena ka hosh nahi
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
LOVE/FRIENDSHIP
(
LOVE
)
Rok do mere janaze k...
Rok do mere janaze ko zaalimon,
Mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai,
Peeche mud ke dekho kameeno,
Daru ki dukan aa gayi hai...
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
LOVE/FRIENDSHIP
(
FRIENDSHIP
)
Ek jaam ulfat ke naa...
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jaam mohabat ke naam.
Ek jaam wafa k naam,
Puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura theka doston ke naam
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
LOVE/FRIENDSHIP
(
FRIENDSHIP
)
Teri aankhon ke ye j...
Teri aankhon ke ye jo pyale hain,
Meri andheri raaton ke ujale hain,
Peeta hoon jaam par jaam tere naam ka,
Hum to sharabi be-sharab wale hain..!!
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
SHAYARI
(
ISHQ/LOVE
)
Pee hai sharab har g...
Pee hai sharab har gali hr dukan se,
1 dosti si ho gai h sharab ke jaam se,
Guzre h hm ishq m kuch aise mukam se,
Ke nafrat si ho gai h mohabat k naam se
By:
Puneet Munjal
Category:
SHAYARI
(
ISHQ/LOVE
)
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