Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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SANTA went to court ...

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After an accident, ...

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was drawing mo...

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-What Is Differ...

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Love is like playing...

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: GREETINGS (VALENTINE DAY)

No poems no fancy wo...

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.

Happy Valentines Day!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: GREETINGS (VALENTINE DAY)

Love Is A Driver ......

Love Is A Driver ...

Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . . :)

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: GREETINGS (VALENTINE DAY)

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Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

SANTA went to court ...

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

After an accident, ...

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

Santa was drawing mo...

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Santa-What Is Differ...

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Love is like playing...

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

No poems no fancy wo...

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.

Happy Valentines Day!

Love Is A Driver ......

Love Is A Driver ...

Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . . :)

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Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

SANTA went to court ...

SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

After an accident, ...

After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no.

Santa was drawing mo...

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Santa-What Is Differ...

Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Love is like playing...

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and lay from your heart. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

No poems no fancy wo...

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day!

Love Is A Driver ......

Love Is A Driver ... Bitter And Fierce If You Fight And Resist Him, Easy-going, Once You Acknowledge His Power . . . :)

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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.

Happy Valentines Day!

Love Is A Driver ...

Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . . :)