Jan 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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A man in Hell asked ...

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband asks: Do you...

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

What is the Differen...

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A Ã¢â‚¬â€œ One Woman Brings U into this world crying
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: u will neve...

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Judge: why did u sho...

Judge: why did u shoot Ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honor,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A recently fired st...

A recently fired
stock trader said
"This is worse than divorce
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: yesterday-nigh...

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

My day may be hectic...

My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end
without saying good night.

Sweet dreams!

By: Sumit
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

Hi had Ur dinner Go...

Hi had Ur dinner
Go 2 bed fast
Because something is waiting 4 u
Do u know what is that ?
"Sweet dreams"
Good Night!

By: Sumit
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

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Jan 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

A man in Hell asked ...

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband asks: Do you...

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

What is the Differen...

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A Ã¢â‚¬â€œ One Woman Brings U into this world crying
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Husband: u will neve...

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Judge: why did u sho...

Judge: why did u shoot Ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honor,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

A recently fired st...

A recently fired
stock trader said
"This is worse than divorce
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife"

Wife: yesterday-nigh...

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

My day may be hectic...

My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end
without saying good night.

Sweet dreams!

Hi had Ur dinner Go...

Hi had Ur dinner
Go 2 bed fast
Because something is waiting 4 u
Do u know what is that ?
"Sweet dreams"
Good Night!

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Jan 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

A man in Hell asked ...

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in Ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

Husband asks: Do you...

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means Without Information, Fighting Every time! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

What is the Differen...

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A Ã¢â‚¬â€œ One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Husband: u will neve...

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Judge: why did u sho...

Judge: why did u shoot Ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Man: Your honor, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

A recently fired st...

A recently fired stock trader said "This is worse than divorce I have lost everything and I still have my wife"

Wife: yesterday-nigh...

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

My day may be hectic...

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams!

Hi had Ur dinner Go...

Hi had Ur dinner Go 2 bed fast Because something is waiting 4 u Do u know what is that ? "Sweet dreams" Good Night!

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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A Ã¢â‚¬â€œ One Woman Brings U into this world crying
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Judge: why did u shoot Ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honor,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

A recently fired
stock trader said
"This is worse than divorce
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife"

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end
without saying good night.

Sweet dreams!

Hi had Ur dinner
Go 2 bed fast
Because something is waiting 4 u
Do u know what is that ?
"Sweet dreams"
Good Night!