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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
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nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A rabbit runs, jumps...

A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs!
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs!
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Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL!
JUST SLEEP WELL!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is the biggest ...

What is the biggest benefit of having Girlfriend in the same College or School Where You Study???
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100% Attendance ... =P =D
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher-Who Invented...

Teacher-Who Invented The "I Love You"
Student-China
Teacher-How?
Student-Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

DEFINITION OF LAZINE...

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :)
Be lazy think crazy!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A guy sitting wd his...

A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u"
Girl says-"is it u or d beer talkng?"

boy replies,
"its me.
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talking 2 my beer,
so u shut up";)
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If a single teacher ...

If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Don't break any...

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
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If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl-Doctor mere lip...

Girl-Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h.
Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
Girl-Ek saal pehle.
Doctor-Infection nahi hua h JUNG lag gayi h
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

CID ne Sony se nata ...

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya...
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)
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