Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Husband: Will U marr...

Husband: Will U marry, after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister. Will U marry, after I die.
Husband: No I will also live with ur sister.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

God thought that sin...

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Difference between F...

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is difference b...

What is difference between Problem, Talent & Kismat?
2 boys love 1 girl = problem
1 boy loves 2 girls = talent
2 girls love 1 boy = kismat

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 eyes r best friend...

2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together,
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink.
Moral-A girl can break any relatio

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl- Plz send me so...

Girl- Plz send me some good jokes.
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Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu...

After 2 min.

Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A boy took a k...

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Who is the laziest ...

Who is the laziest
person in the world?
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The person who invented SNOOZE option in alarm.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Why do we sometimes ...

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means.

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sir: What is a...

Sir: What is a 'line'?
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A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Husband: Will U marr...

Husband: Will U marry, after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister. Will U marry, after I die.
Husband: No I will also live with ur sister.

God thought that sin...

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Difference between F...

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

What is difference b...

What is difference between Problem, Talent & Kismat?
2 boys love 1 girl = problem
1 boy loves 2 girls = talent
2 girls love 1 boy = kismat

2 eyes r best friend...

2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together,
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink.
Moral-A girl can break any relatio

Girl- Plz send me so...

Girl- Plz send me some good jokes.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu...

After 2 min.

Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.

A boy took a k...

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake

Who is the laziest ...

Who is the laziest
person in the world?
.
.
.
.
.
.
The person who invented SNOOZE option in alarm.

Why do we sometimes ...

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means.

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

Sir: What is a...

Sir: What is a 'line'?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)

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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Husband: Will U marr...

Husband: Will U marry, after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Will U marry, after I die. Husband: No I will also live with ur sister.

God thought that sin...

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Difference between F...

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

What is difference b...

What is difference between Problem, Talent & Kismat? 2 boys love 1 girl = problem 1 boy loves 2 girls = talent 2 girls love 1 boy = kismat

2 eyes r best friend...

2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together, But if they see a girl only 1 will blink. Moral-A girl can break any relatio

Girl- Plz send me so...

Girl- Plz send me some good jokes. . . . . . . Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu... After 2 min. Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.

A boy took a k...

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly. Friend: Is it paining? Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake

Who is the laziest ...

Who is the laziest person in the world? . . . . . . The person who invented SNOOZE option in alarm.

Why do we sometimes ...

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? bcoz it means. E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.

Sir: What is a...

Sir: What is a 'line'? . . . . . . . . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)

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Husband: Will U marry, after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister. Will U marry, after I die.
Husband: No I will also live with ur sister.

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

What is difference between Problem, Talent & Kismat?
2 boys love 1 girl = problem
1 boy loves 2 girls = talent
2 girls love 1 boy = kismat

2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together,
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink.
Moral-A girl can break any relatio

Girl- Plz send me some good jokes.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu...

After 2 min.

Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake

Who is the laziest
person in the world?
.
.
.
.
.
.
The person who invented SNOOZE option in alarm.

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means.

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

Sir: What is a 'line'?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)