Dec 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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I have a great idea ...

I have a great idea for a new diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it seated at a table with 5 naked fat people.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Two women are riding...

Two women are riding a bike. "I've never come this way before," says the one. "Me neither," says the other, "I think it's the cobblestones."

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pretty female doctor...

Pretty female doctor to patient, "You really need to stop masturbating." Patient, "Why's that?" Doctor, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I used to hate marri...

I used to hate marriages since my aunts always told me that I was next. They stopped when I started telling them the same thing at funerals.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boyfriend, "Com...

Boyfriend, "Come on, honey. I can't even remember the last time we made love."

Girlfriend, "Well I can - and that is exactly why we're not."

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband: "Honey...

Husband: "Honey, how about tonight we change positions?"

Wife: "Sure, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

My new girlfriend ha...

My new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What's the diff...

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: Whack "Aww shit" A bad skydiver goes: "Aww shit" Whack

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I just found out tha...

I just found out that when a woman talks about wanting to wait for the 'right time,' she is most likely not referring to a commercial break.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rich kid writes dad,...

Rich kid writes dad, "I feel guilty driving my Porsche while everyone else takes the train". Dad replies, "I wired 20 million. Buy a train."

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Dec 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

I have a great idea ...

I have a great idea for a new diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it seated at a table with 5 naked fat people.

Two women are riding...

Two women are riding a bike. "I've never come this way before," says the one. "Me neither," says the other, "I think it's the cobblestones."

Pretty female doctor...

Pretty female doctor to patient, "You really need to stop masturbating." Patient, "Why's that?" Doctor, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

I used to hate marri...

I used to hate marriages since my aunts always told me that I was next. They stopped when I started telling them the same thing at funerals.

Boyfriend, "Com...

Boyfriend, "Come on, honey. I can't even remember the last time we made love."

Girlfriend, "Well I can - and that is exactly why we're not."

Husband: "Honey...

Husband: "Honey, how about tonight we change positions?"

Wife: "Sure, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."

My new girlfriend ha...

My new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea!

What's the diff...

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: Whack "Aww shit" A bad skydiver goes: "Aww shit" Whack

I just found out tha...

I just found out that when a woman talks about wanting to wait for the 'right time,' she is most likely not referring to a commercial break.

Rich kid writes dad,...

Rich kid writes dad, "I feel guilty driving my Porsche while everyone else takes the train". Dad replies, "I wired 20 million. Buy a train."

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Dec 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

I have a great idea ...

I have a great idea for a new diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it seated at a table with 5 naked fat people.

Two women are riding...

Two women are riding a bike. "I've never come this way before," says the one. "Me neither," says the other, "I think it's the cobblestones."

Pretty female doctor...

Pretty female doctor to patient, "You really need to stop masturbating." Patient, "Why's that?" Doctor, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

I used to hate marri...

I used to hate marriages since my aunts always told me that I was next. They stopped when I started telling them the same thing at funerals.

Boyfriend, "Com...

Boyfriend, "Come on, honey. I can't even remember the last time we made love." Girlfriend, "Well I can - and that is exactly why we're not."

Husband: "Honey...

Husband: "Honey, how about tonight we change positions?" Wife: "Sure, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."

My new girlfriend ha...

My new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea!

What's the diff...

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: *Whack* "Aww shit" A bad skydiver goes: "Aww shit" *Whack*

I just found out tha...

I just found out that when a woman talks about wanting to wait for the 'right time,' she is most likely not referring to a commercial break.

Rich kid writes dad,...

Rich kid writes dad, "I feel guilty driving my Porsche while everyone else takes the train". Dad replies, "I wired 20 million. Buy a train."

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Boyfriend, "Come on, honey. I can't even remember the last time we made love."

Girlfriend, "Well I can - and that is exactly why we're not."

Husband: "Honey, how about tonight we change positions?"

Wife: "Sure, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: Whack "Aww shit" A bad skydiver goes: "Aww shit" Whack