Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: Can I use you...

Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?

Santa: Sure, just hit redial!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: What has she ...

Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't?

Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: A truth can w...

Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.

Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife sent ...

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.

Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I'm tryi...

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pappu: Dad, wh...

Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?

Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife worsh...

Santa: My wife worships me.
Banta: Why do you say so?

Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I realised to...

Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.

Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: When is the c...

Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?

Santa: When they're not at home.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Can I use you...

Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?

Santa: Sure, just hit redial!

Jeeto: What has she ...

Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't?

Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?

Banta: A truth can w...

Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.

Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!

Santa: My wife sent ...

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.

Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

Santa: I'm tryi...

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

Pappu: Dad, wh...

Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?

Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!

A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

Santa: My wife worsh...

Santa: My wife worships me.
Banta: Why do you say so?

Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!

Santa: I realised to...

Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.

Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!

Banta: When is the c...

Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?

Santa: When they're not at home.

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Can I use you...

Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister? Santa: Sure, just hit redial!

Jeeto: What has she ...

Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't? Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?

Banta: A truth can w...

Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed. Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!

Santa: My wife sent ...

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

Santa: I'm tryi...

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis. Banta: So what all do you eat? Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

Pappu: Dad, wh...

Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite? Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!

A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend. Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

Santa: My wife worsh...

Santa: My wife worships me. Banta: Why do you say so? Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!

Santa: I realised to...

Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place. Banta: What brought about the change in thinking? Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!

Banta: When is the c...

Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance? Santa: When they're not at home.

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Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?

Santa: Sure, just hit redial!

Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't?

Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?

Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.

Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.

Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?

Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

Santa: My wife worships me.
Banta: Why do you say so?

Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!

Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.

Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!

Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?

Santa: When they're not at home.