Nov 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Girl: Why do you kee...

Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?

Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: 1869 me kya...

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil Ke Operation Ko ...

Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte H.?
.
Socho Socho..?
.
Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna BYE BYE...!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Sardar library me ...

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante
1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare
characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE
DIARY thi.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Do Ladke Santa Ke Sa...

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek pagal: Mai puri ...

Ek pagal: Mai puri
duniya ko
mita dunga
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Dusra pagal: lekin mai
tujhe eraser
he nahi dunga.
Hahahahahahahaha

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

teacher-i love u ka ...

teacher-i love u ka janam kaha hua?
student-china me quki iski na koi warranty hai or na koi garanty, chale to chand tak na chale to sham tak...

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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?
Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Modiji sabse pehle e...

Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye...
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net pack sasta karo.
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Aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl Short Kapde Peh...

Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ...
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Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ?

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Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De.
New Born Baby Lagegi.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Nov 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Girl: Why do you kee...

Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?

Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!

Teacher: 1869 me kya...

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

Dil Ke Operation Ko ...

Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte H.?
.
Socho Socho..?
.
Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna BYE BYE...!

1 Sardar library me ...

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante
1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare
characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE
DIARY thi.

Do Ladke Santa Ke Sa...

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

Ek pagal: Mai puri ...

Ek pagal: Mai puri
duniya ko
mita dunga
.
.
.
Dusra pagal: lekin mai
tujhe eraser
he nahi dunga.
Hahahahahahahaha

teacher-i love u ka ...

teacher-i love u ka janam kaha hua?
student-china me quki iski na koi warranty hai or na koi garanty, chale to chand tak na chale to sham tak...

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
?
Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'.

Modiji sabse pehle e...

Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye...
.
.
.
.
.
net pack sasta karo.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.

Girl Short Kapde Peh...

Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ...
.
.
.
.

Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ?

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De.
New Born Baby Lagegi.

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Nov 15, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Girl: Why do you kee...

Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!

Teacher: 1869 me kya...

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua. Teacher: Ok beth jao. Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

Dil Ke Operation Ko ...

Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu Kehte H.? . Socho Socho..? . Qki Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya To PASS Warna BYE BYE...!

1 Sardar library me ...

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Do Ladke Santa Ke Sa...

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe They. Policeman Ne Hath Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

Ek pagal: Mai puri ...

Ek pagal: Mai puri duniya ko mita dunga . . . Dusra pagal: lekin mai tujhe eraser he nahi dunga. Hahahahahahahaha

teacher-i love u ka ...

teacher-i love u ka janam kaha hua? student-china me quki iski na koi warranty hai or na koi garanty, chale to chand tak na chale to sham tak...

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'.

Modiji sabse pehle e...

Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye... . . . . . net pack sasta karo. . . . . . . . . . . Aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.

Girl Short Kapde Peh...

Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ... . . . . Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ? . . . . . . . . . Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De. New Born Baby Lagegi.

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Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?

Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte H.?
.
Socho Socho..?
.
Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna BYE BYE...!

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante
1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare
characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE
DIARY thi.

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

Ek pagal: Mai puri
duniya ko
mita dunga
.
.
.
Dusra pagal: lekin mai
tujhe eraser
he nahi dunga.
Hahahahahahahaha

teacher-i love u ka janam kaha hua?
student-china me quki iski na koi warranty hai or na koi garanty, chale to chand tak na chale to sham tak...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
?
Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'.

Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye...
.
.
.
.
.
net pack sasta karo.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.

Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ...
.
.
.
.

Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De.
New Born Baby Lagegi.