Nov 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Customer: Waiter Ais...

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.

Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pyaar se bhi pyaari ...

Pyaar se bhi pyaari hai meri pari
Sapno se bhi nyaari hai meri pari
Is jism ki jaan hai meri pyaari pari.

By: Sumit
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Dua karta hu ab 1 hi...

Dua karta hu ab 1 hi rab se,
Dulha tuzhe mile achha sabase,
Har chot par tuze nani yad ajaye,
Aisa badha tuzhe sasural mile.....:)

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hatho Ki Lakiro Par ...

Hatho Ki Lakiro Par Aitbaar KarLena
Bharosa Ho To Hado Ko Paar KarLena
Khona-pana To Nasib Ka Khel Hai
Dil Jise Apna Le Usise Pyar KarLena.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Premika :- Vivah ke ...

Premika :- Vivah ke bad me tumhare sare dukh bant lungi.
Premi :- Magar me dukhi kaha hu.?
Premika :- Me abaki nahi, vivah ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patni: Agar me waqt ...

Patni: Agar me waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte!

Pati: Log tumhe dekh ke dar jate!

Patni: Kyun?

Pati: Log kehte ki dekho bura waqt aa raha h!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

5 saal ke bacche ne ...

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:

Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,

jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Bachche ne shivji ...

1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi

use cycle nahi mili
usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya

agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boyfriend: can you b...

Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?

Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!

Bf: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

(','...

(',')/\(',')

_\\_ _//_

Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.
Sale ko milkar fodenge.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Nov 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Customer: Waiter Ais...

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.

Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

Pyaar se bhi pyaari ...

Pyaar se bhi pyaari hai meri pari
Sapno se bhi nyaari hai meri pari
Is jism ki jaan hai meri pyaari pari.

Dua karta hu ab 1 hi...

Dua karta hu ab 1 hi rab se,
Dulha tuzhe mile achha sabase,
Har chot par tuze nani yad ajaye,
Aisa badha tuzhe sasural mile.....:)

Hatho Ki Lakiro Par ...

Hatho Ki Lakiro Par Aitbaar KarLena
Bharosa Ho To Hado Ko Paar KarLena
Khona-pana To Nasib Ka Khel Hai
Dil Jise Apna Le Usise Pyar KarLena.

Premika :- Vivah ke ...

Premika :- Vivah ke bad me tumhare sare dukh bant lungi.
Premi :- Magar me dukhi kaha hu.?
Premika :- Me abaki nahi, vivah ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu.

Patni: Agar me waqt ...

Patni: Agar me waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte!

Pati: Log tumhe dekh ke dar jate!

Patni: Kyun?

Pati: Log kehte ki dekho bura waqt aa raha h!

5 saal ke bacche ne ...

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:

Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,

jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.

1 Bachche ne shivji ...

1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi

use cycle nahi mili
usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya

agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.

Boyfriend: can you b...

Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?

Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!

Bf: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

(','...

(',')/\(',')

_\\_ _//_

Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.
Sale ko milkar fodenge.

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Nov 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Customer: Waiter Ais...

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage. Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

Pyaar se bhi pyaari ...

Pyaar se bhi pyaari hai meri pari Sapno se bhi nyaari hai meri pari Is jism ki jaan hai meri pyaari pari.

Dua karta hu ab 1 hi...

Dua karta hu ab 1 hi rab se, Dulha tuzhe mile achha sabase, Har chot par tuze nani yad ajaye, Aisa badha tuzhe sasural mile.....:)

Hatho Ki Lakiro Par ...

Hatho Ki Lakiro Par Aitbaar KarLena Bharosa Ho To Hado Ko Paar KarLena Khona-pana To Nasib Ka Khel Hai Dil Jise Apna Le Usise Pyar KarLena.

Premika :- Vivah ke ...

Premika :- Vivah ke bad me tumhare sare dukh bant lungi. Premi :- Magar me dukhi kaha hu.? Premika :- Me abaki nahi, vivah ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu.

Patni: Agar me waqt ...

Patni: Agar me waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte! Pati: Log tumhe dekh ke dar jate! Patni: Kyun? Pati: Log kehte ki dekho bura waqt aa raha h!

5 saal ke bacche ne ...

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi: Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai, jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.

1 Bachche ne shivji ...

1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi use cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.

Boyfriend: can you b...

Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life? Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..! Bf: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

(','...

(',')/\(',') _\\_ _//_ Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge. Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to. Sale ko milkar fodenge.

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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.

Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

Pyaar se bhi pyaari hai meri pari
Sapno se bhi nyaari hai meri pari
Is jism ki jaan hai meri pyaari pari.

Dua karta hu ab 1 hi rab se,
Dulha tuzhe mile achha sabase,
Har chot par tuze nani yad ajaye,
Aisa badha tuzhe sasural mile.....:)

Hatho Ki Lakiro Par Aitbaar KarLena
Bharosa Ho To Hado Ko Paar KarLena
Khona-pana To Nasib Ka Khel Hai
Dil Jise Apna Le Usise Pyar KarLena.

Premika :- Vivah ke bad me tumhare sare dukh bant lungi.
Premi :- Magar me dukhi kaha hu.?
Premika :- Me abaki nahi, vivah ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu.

Patni: Agar me waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte!

Pati: Log tumhe dekh ke dar jate!

Patni: Kyun?

Pati: Log kehte ki dekho bura waqt aa raha h!

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:

Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,

jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.

1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi

use cycle nahi mili
usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya

agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.

Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?

Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!

Bf: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

(',')/\(',')

_\\_ _//_

Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.
Sale ko milkar fodenge.