Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mobile me kuc...

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Aur Banta Ne Z...

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: H!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Banta: I ha...

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT ...

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi H?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST H

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Inspector 2 Santa: ...

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr
K Phansi De Do-:)

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: in my dreams...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note".

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Santa: Mobile me kuc...

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Santa Aur Banta Ne Z...

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: H!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.

Santa to Banta: I ha...

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT ...

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi H?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST H

Inspector 2 Santa: ...

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr
K Phansi De Do-:)

Sardar: in my dreams...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note".

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Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Santa: Mobile me kuc...

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H: Beta Papa Ghar Main H? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Santa Aur Banta Ne Z...

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: H! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.

Santa to Banta: I ha...

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News. Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT ...

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi H? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST H

Inspector 2 Santa: ...

Inspector 2 Santa: Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri Khwahish Kia Ha? Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr K Phansi De Do-:)

Sardar: in my dreams...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, "Le Karle Number Note".

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Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: H!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi H?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST H

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr
K Phansi De Do-:)

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note".