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Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Master: Mai tenu kut...

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?

Santa: Ki krda master g,
kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Masterji: kl school ...

Masterji: kl school kyu nhi aya.
Santa: Gir gya tha or lg gayi.
Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lg gyi..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch...

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.

Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Beta agr tm fa...

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?

Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Girl:- Jaldi khidki ...

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil h,

Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A donkey kicked a Sa...

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.

He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ( to his son )...

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!

Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.....!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?

Santa: Ye mera pehla operation h, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ws getting bit...

Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.

He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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