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Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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A Tamilian call up s...
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Sardar is driving a ...
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Mere pass gad...
Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya h?
Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa h
Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass h?
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Judge: Why were u ar...
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Will U marry,...
Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
1 Chor Santa ka mobi...
1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas h.
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Sardar to his friend...
Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..
& u?
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa:Papa aaj meri ...
Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
One day Sardar went ...
One day Sardar went to a shop.
.
.
.
.
Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: I’m a ...
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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