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Oct 31, 2014 SMS Collection
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Oct 31, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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Judge: why r u arres...
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Mobile ek MANDIR h ...
Mobile ek MANDIR h
Whatsapp uska DEVTA
Group Banane Wala PUJARI
Message Bhejne Wala DANI
Padhane wala BHAKT
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala.
.
.
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Bhikhari
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Wife: I am not talki...
Wife: I am not talking to you.
Husband: Okay!
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
PATI-PATNI
)
Brahma: "System...
Brahma: "System installer"
Vishnu: "System operator"
Shiva: "System programmer"
Narad: "Data Transmitter...
thoko likes.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
jis bus mai baithi h...
jis bus mai baithi ho haseenaye
us bus k shishe chatak jaate hai
driver chahe jitni tej chalaye
dewaane fir bhi latak jate hai.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Boy to girl: apna fi...
Boy to girl: apna figure
to dekho
jaise haddiyan hi
haddiyan ho.
Girl: isliye itni der se
soch rahi hu
ki mere pass kutta kyu
khada h.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Munna- bhai ke ghar ...
Munna- bhai ke ghar ladki hue.
Circit- bhai ab to muhale ke sare ladke isko line marenge .
Munna- Tu fikar mat kar re apun iska naam didi rakhonga.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Husband: begam aj ko...
Husband: begam aj koi aisi baat kaho jis se dil khush b ho jaye or jal b jaye,
Wife: tumhare sab dosto me sabse acha kiss karne ka style tmhara h. ;-
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
PATI-PATNI
)
"LIPS" mir...
"LIPS" mirchi ki tarah
"GAAL" tamatar ki tarh
"Eyes" matar ki tarah
"FACE" kaddu ki tarah
Hey BHAGWAN 1 pyara sa dost diya wo b sabji mandi ki Tarah.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Dua karte hai rab se...
Dua karte hai rab se hum sar jhukaye, Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paaye. Agar kabhi teri rahon mein andhera aaye,To roshni K liye khuda hame jalaye.
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
SHAYARI
(
ISHQ/LOVE
)
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