Oct 31, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Drinkers Movies Bana...

Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-
1) Soda Akbar
2) Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
3) Rum De Basanti
4) Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
5) Beer Zaara
6) Bewde Zameen Par.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Judge Sahab...

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe Divorce
Chahiye,
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujh Se Baat
Nahi Ki,
Judge: Phir Soch Lo,
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti H.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Man: Is There Any Wa...

Man: Is There Any Way For Long Life?
Doctor: Get Married.
Man: Will It Help?
Doctor: No, But The Thought Of Long
Life Will Never Come.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Aadmi JYOTISHI Se...

Ek Aadmi JYOTISHI Se:-

Maharaj Meri SHAADI Kyo Nhi Ho Rhi Hai?
,
,
JYOTISHI: kyoki Tumhari Kundali Me SUKH-HI~SUKH-Likha H.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy : Hello ! Gir...

Boy : Hello !

Girl : Hi !

Boy: I am jeet.

Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you?

Boy: Darr ke aagey ...

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Ra...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Maine zindgi me dhok...

Maine zindgi me dhoke hi khaye hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
mango,grapes,apple,chiku
sab dhoke he khaye hai,

aap bhi dhoke hi khana.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: what is you...

Teacher: what is your best friends
name.
Student: Madanlal Darshanlal
Chodhary.
teacher: its very long, any short
name. . .
Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Tha...

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi H
RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par
Hath Rakh Lo.
SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He
RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN
To DAL De.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Munna Bhai Ne Kaha H...

Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai:
Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche,
Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka,
Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki,
Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 31, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Drinkers Movies Bana...

Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-
1) Soda Akbar
2) Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
3) Rum De Basanti
4) Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
5) Beer Zaara
6) Bewde Zameen Par.

Husband: Judge Sahab...

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe Divorce
Chahiye,
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujh Se Baat
Nahi Ki,
Judge: Phir Soch Lo,
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti H.

Man: Is There Any Wa...

Man: Is There Any Way For Long Life?
Doctor: Get Married.
Man: Will It Help?
Doctor: No, But The Thought Of Long
Life Will Never Come.

Ek Aadmi JYOTISHI Se...

Ek Aadmi JYOTISHI Se:-

Maharaj Meri SHAADI Kyo Nhi Ho Rhi Hai?
,
,
JYOTISHI: kyoki Tumhari Kundali Me SUKH-HI~SUKH-Likha H.

Boy : Hello ! Gir...

Boy : Hello !

Girl : Hi !

Boy: I am jeet.

Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you?

Boy: Darr ke aagey ...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Ra...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

Maine zindgi me dhok...

Maine zindgi me dhoke hi khaye hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
mango,grapes,apple,chiku
sab dhoke he khaye hai,

aap bhi dhoke hi khana.

Teacher: what is you...

Teacher: what is your best friends
name.
Student: Madanlal Darshanlal
Chodhary.
teacher: its very long, any short
name. . .
Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Tha...

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi H
RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par
Hath Rakh Lo.
SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He
RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN
To DAL De.

Munna Bhai Ne Kaha H...

Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai:
Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche,
Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka,
Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki,
Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.

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Oct 31, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Drinkers Movies Bana...

Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3) Rum De Basanti 4) Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5) Beer Zaara 6) Bewde Zameen Par.

Husband: Judge Sahab...

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe Divorce Chahiye, Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki, Judge: Phir Soch Lo, Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti H.

Man: Is There Any Wa...

Man: Is There Any Way For Long Life? Doctor: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Doctor: No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come.

Ek Aadmi JYOTISHI Se...

Ek Aadmi JYOTISHI Se:- Maharaj Meri SHAADI Kyo Nhi Ho Rhi Hai? , , JYOTISHI: kyoki Tumhari Kundali Me SUKH-HI~SUKH-Likha H.

Boy : Hello ! Gir...

Boy : Hello ! Girl : Hi ! Boy: I am jeet. Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you? Boy: Darr ke aagey ...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Ra...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? Boy: Long Drive Par..!! Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..? Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

Maine zindgi me dhok...

Maine zindgi me dhoke hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . mango,grapes,apple,chiku sab dhoke he khaye hai, aap bhi dhoke hi khana.

Teacher: what is you...

Teacher: what is your best friends name. Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary. teacher: its very long, any short name. . . Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Tha...

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi H RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par Hath Rakh Lo. SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN To DAL De.

Munna Bhai Ne Kaha H...

Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai: Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche, Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka, Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki, Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.

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Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-
1) Soda Akbar
2) Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
3) Rum De Basanti
4) Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
5) Beer Zaara
6) Bewde Zameen Par.

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe Divorce
Chahiye,
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujh Se Baat
Nahi Ki,
Judge: Phir Soch Lo,
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti H.

Man: Is There Any Way For Long Life?
Doctor: Get Married.
Man: Will It Help?
Doctor: No, But The Thought Of Long
Life Will Never Come.

Ek Aadmi JYOTISHI Se:-

Maharaj Meri SHAADI Kyo Nhi Ho Rhi Hai?
,
,
JYOTISHI: kyoki Tumhari Kundali Me SUKH-HI~SUKH-Likha H.

Boy : Hello !

Girl : Hi !

Boy: I am jeet.

Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you?

Boy: Darr ke aagey ...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

Maine zindgi me dhoke hi khaye hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
mango,grapes,apple,chiku
sab dhoke he khaye hai,

aap bhi dhoke hi khana.

Teacher: what is your best friends
name.
Student: Madanlal Darshanlal
Chodhary.
teacher: its very long, any short
name. . .
Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi H
RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par
Hath Rakh Lo.
SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He
RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN
To DAL De.

Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai:
Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche,
Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka,
Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki,
Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.