Oct 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Possible Reasons Whe...

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Our new neighb...

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that? Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.....

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

True bravery is 2 ar...

True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho???

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A white couple gets ...

A white couple gets a black child.

Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!!!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

It is said that Husb...

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Mazi ek frnd aahe ti...

Mazi ek frnd aahe ti tuzya badal vicharat hoti
mi tila tuza no. Dila aahe

tiche nav aahe SMILE
I think ti aali asel na?

By: Mitresh mudgal
Category: REGIONAL (MARATHI)

jivna madhe kadhi ko...

jivna madhe kadhi konavar khar prem karayach nasat.
karan khar prem kel tar premaadhe jar ka dhoka milala ki khup vaiet vatat .

By: Mitresh mudgal
Category: REGIONAL (MARATHI)

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Oct 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE...

Possible Reasons Whe...

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife..

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count..

Wife: Our new neighb...

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that? Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.....

True bravery is 2 ar...

True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho???

A white couple gets ...

A white couple gets a black child.

Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!!!

It is said that Husb...

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants...

Mazi ek frnd aahe ti...

Mazi ek frnd aahe ti tuzya badal vicharat hoti
mi tila tuza no. Dila aahe

tiche nav aahe SMILE
I think ti aali asel na?

jivna madhe kadhi ko...

jivna madhe kadhi konavar khar prem karayach nasat.
karan khar prem kel tar premaadhe jar ka dhoka milala ki khup vaiet vatat .

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Oct 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE...

Possible Reasons Whe...

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife 1) The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New 3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife..

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ? Husband remains silent ? Wife: what is D meaning of silence? Husband: Wait.. let me count..

Wife: Our new neighb...

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that? Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.....

True bravery is 2 ar...

True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho???

A white couple gets ...

A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!!!

It is said that Husb...

It is said that Husband is the head of D family, But Remember that wife is D Neck of D family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants...

Mazi ek frnd aahe ti...

Mazi ek frnd aahe ti tuzya badal vicharat hoti mi tila tuza no. Dila aahe tiche nav aahe SMILE I think ti aali asel na?

jivna madhe kadhi ko...

jivna madhe kadhi konavar khar prem karayach nasat. karan khar prem kel tar premaadhe jar ka dhoka milala ki khup vaiet vatat .

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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE...

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife..

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count..

A white couple gets a black child.

Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!!!

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants...

Mazi ek frnd aahe ti tuzya badal vicharat hoti
mi tila tuza no. Dila aahe

tiche nav aahe SMILE
I think ti aali asel na?

jivna madhe kadhi konavar khar prem karayach nasat.
karan khar prem kel tar premaadhe jar ka dhoka milala ki khup vaiet vatat .