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Oct 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Chae ki patti (tea) ...

Chae ki patti (tea)
aur pati (husband)
me kya similarity hai?
.
Dono k naseeb me jalna aur ubalna
likha ha & woh b
aurat k hathon.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga...
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

patni-mai driver k n...

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband aur wife me ...

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife:kal rat tum muj...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h.
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: jab tum desi ...

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

Pati: aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Janu kash ap S...

Wife: Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband: Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change krta.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)
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