Oct 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte??

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife-kitna pyar kart...

Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame.
Husband-shahjhan jitna.

Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.
Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu
pagli der to tu kar rahi h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife 2 husband-mujhe...

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.

husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni- Shadi K Pehle...

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware
Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Dekhi na wo aa...

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha h.

Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) h, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

bivi k thappad marne...

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband - aj kuch ai...

Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A pregnant lady went...

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Oct 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte??

Wife-kitna pyar kart...

Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame.
Husband-shahjhan jitna.

Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.
Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu
pagli der to tu kar rahi h.

Wife 2 husband-mujhe...

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.

husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte h.

Patni- Shadi K Pehle...

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware
Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H

Wife: Dekhi na wo aa...

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha h.

Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) h, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h.

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

bivi k thappad marne...

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband - aj kuch ai...

Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h..

A pregnant lady went...

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!!

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Oct 28, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti? WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai 2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte??

Wife-kitna pyar kart...

Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame. Husband-shahjhan jitna. Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge. Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu pagli der to tu kar rahi h.

Wife 2 husband-mujhe...

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo. husband-chalo tayaar ho jao. petrol pump chalte h.

Patni- Shadi K Pehle...

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu? Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H

Wife: Dekhi na wo aa...

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha h. Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) h, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h.

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo. Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

bivi k thappad marne...

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h. bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband - aj kuch ai...

Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h..

A pregnant lady went...

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!!

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte??

Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame.
Husband-shahjhan jitna.

Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.
Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu
pagli der to tu kar rahi h.

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.

husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte h.

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware
Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha h.

Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) h, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h.

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h..

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!!