Oct 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa Singh goes to ...

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa gets a message...

Santa gets a message
"Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?"
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Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu.
Kuch kaam tha kya?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Engineering Students...

Engineering Students Ragging Kyu Nahi Karte ???
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Kyuki Kaunsi Exam K Baad,
Kon Senior Ho Jaaye
Pata Hi Nahi Chalta...!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Her sapne ko apni sa...

Her sapne ko apni saaanso main rakho
Her manzil ko apni baahon main rakho
Her jeet aapki hai
Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho!!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

In Metro- He - He...

In Metro-

He - Hey!
Are You Single ?

She- Ummm,
Yes !

He- Toh Ladkiyo Wale Dabbe Me Jaya
Kar Na Behan,
Yaha Kyo Seat Rok Ke Baithi Hai.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jhilmilate dipon ki ...

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

By: Dev
Category: FESTIVALS (DIWALI)

Your love makes me f...

Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy BHAI DOOJ my brother.

By: Dev
Category: FESTIVALS (BHAI DOOJ)

Mummy Kehti Hai, Ja...

Mummy Kehti Hai,
Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai.
Tab Phone Chhodta Nahi.
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Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai
To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek conductor ki shad...

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Urgent Girlfriend Ne...

Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
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Qualification - Must Be The Only
Daughter Of A Petrol Pump Owner..! :D :P

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa Singh goes to ...

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

Santa gets a message...

Santa gets a message
"Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?"
.
.
Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu.
Kuch kaam tha kya?

Engineering Students...

Engineering Students Ragging Kyu Nahi Karte ???
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyuki Kaunsi Exam K Baad,
Kon Senior Ho Jaaye
Pata Hi Nahi Chalta...!

Her sapne ko apni sa...

Her sapne ko apni saaanso main rakho
Her manzil ko apni baahon main rakho
Her jeet aapki hai
Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho!!

In Metro- He - He...

In Metro-

He - Hey!
Are You Single ?

She- Ummm,
Yes !

He- Toh Ladkiyo Wale Dabbe Me Jaya
Kar Na Behan,
Yaha Kyo Seat Rok Ke Baithi Hai.

Jhilmilate dipon ki ...

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

Your love makes me f...

Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy BHAI DOOJ my brother.

Mummy Kehti Hai, Ja...

Mummy Kehti Hai,
Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai.
Tab Phone Chhodta Nahi.
.
.
Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai
To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

Ek conductor ki shad...

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Urgent Girlfriend Ne...

Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Qualification - Must Be The Only
Daughter Of A Petrol Pump Owner..! :D :P

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Oct 25, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa Singh goes to ...

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

Santa gets a message...

Santa gets a message "Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?" . . Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu. Kuch kaam tha kya?

Engineering Students...

Engineering Students Ragging Kyu Nahi Karte ??? . . . . . . Kyuki Kaunsi Exam K Baad, Kon Senior Ho Jaaye Pata Hi Nahi Chalta...!

Her sapne ko apni sa...

Her sapne ko apni saaanso main rakho Her manzil ko apni baahon main rakho Her jeet aapki hai Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho!!

In Metro- He - He...

In Metro- He - Hey! Are You Single ? She- Ummm, Yes ! He- Toh Ladkiyo Wale Dabbe Me Jaya Kar Na Behan, Yaha Kyo Seat Rok Ke Baithi Hai.

Jhilmilate dipon ki ...

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.

Your love makes me f...

Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy BHAI DOOJ my brother.

Mummy Kehti Hai, Ja...

Mummy Kehti Hai, Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai. Tab Phone Chhodta Nahi. . . Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

Ek conductor ki shad...

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Urgent Girlfriend Ne...

Urgent Girlfriend Needed.. . . . . . . . Qualification - Must Be The Only Daughter Of A Petrol Pump Owner..! :D :P

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

Santa gets a message
"Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?"
.
.
Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu.
Kuch kaam tha kya?

Engineering Students Ragging Kyu Nahi Karte ???
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyuki Kaunsi Exam K Baad,
Kon Senior Ho Jaaye
Pata Hi Nahi Chalta...!

Her sapne ko apni saaanso main rakho
Her manzil ko apni baahon main rakho
Her jeet aapki hai
Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho!!

In Metro-

He - Hey!
Are You Single ?

She- Ummm,
Yes !

He- Toh Ladkiyo Wale Dabbe Me Jaya
Kar Na Behan,
Yaha Kyo Seat Rok Ke Baithi Hai.

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

Mummy Kehti Hai,
Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai.
Tab Phone Chhodta Nahi.
.
.
Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai
To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Qualification - Must Be The Only
Daughter Of A Petrol Pump Owner..! :D :P