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Oct 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Patni : suno ji,aapk...

Patni : suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Jo dete h ladki ko t...

Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late h unki shaadi me sofe,
Jo jate h unke piche,
Wo aate h caro ke neeche,
Jo kehte h JAANU,
Wahi bante h baacho ke MAMU!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Apne Bare Mein Kabhi...

Apne Bare Mein Kabhi Bura Mat Socho,
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Kyunki Iske Liye God Ne Hamare Kuch
Khas Rishtedaro Aur Padosiyo Ko Pura
Theka De Rakha Hai!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher in Class : D...

Teacher in Class : Dehli min "Kutub Meenar" hai. A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks, What did I just say?
Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Advocate:Talak Karva...

Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Phool Gir Skte H Par...

Phool Gir Skte H Par Khusbu Nhi,
Taare Doob Skta H Par Chand Nhi,
Nadi Sookh Skti H Par Sagar Nhi,
Apko Duniya Bhool Sakti Hai Par "HUM" Nhi.
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Harry
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Santa : Kal Raat Nu ...

Santa : Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade

Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,

Banta : Kehri Film Si...?

Santa : Mere Viah Di Movie.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Ek Hamraa Vaqt Hai, ...

Ek Hamraa Vaqt Hai,
Jiska Ek Pal Bhi Apki Yaad K Bina Nhi Jata,
Ek Apka Vaqt Hai Jisme Hame,
Yaad Krne Wala Ek Pal Bhi Nhi Aata.
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Harry
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Santa: Papa aaj meri...

Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday hai. Use kya gift dun
Papa: Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa: Mast hai
Papa: Mera number de de.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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