Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Achi Baat To Sab Ko ...

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti H.

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..

Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi H

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

4 sardar train ke pi...

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Qasam hai tukhe meri...

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho,

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aasmaan Jitna Neela ...

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela H.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar ke ghar chor ...

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga.
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Admi:Sardar ji aap k...

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An Elephant meets an...

An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Achi Baat To Sab Ko ...

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti H.

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..

Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi H

4 sardar train ke pi...

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

Qasam hai tukhe meri...

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho,

Aasmaan Jitna Neela ...

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela H.

Sardar ke ghar chor ...

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga.
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race.

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

Admi:Sardar ji aap k...

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

An Elephant meets an...

An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX.

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

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Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Achi Baat To Sab Ko ...

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti H. Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo.. Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi H

4 sardar train ke pi...

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

Qasam hai tukhe meri...

Qasam hai tukhe meri maot K bad meri qabar py mat aana ,,, " DoSt " Suna hai tum ? qabar se agarbatiya churatey ho,

Aasmaan Jitna Neela ...

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai. Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai. Paani Jitna Geela Hai. Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela H.

Sardar ke ghar chor ...

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya, sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga. Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya.. Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race.

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only Sardar:I dont know. Examiner:You failed, whats your name Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

Admi:Sardar ji aap k...

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

An Elephant meets an...

An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX.

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact A women worries about her future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan, . Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan, . Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge, . Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

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Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti H.

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..

Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi H

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho,

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela H.

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga.
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race.

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai