Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Why did santa keep t...

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan h

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad h.

Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Indian : I have 4 si...

Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms fromfirst dad and five dads from my first mo

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Why did santa keep t...

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan h

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad h.

Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua h.

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Indian : I have 4 si...

Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms fromfirst dad and five dads from my first mo

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Why did santa keep t...

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan h

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad h. Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua h.

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Indian : I have 4 si...

Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms fromfirst dad and five dads from my first mo

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan h

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad h.

Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua h.

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.