Login
Register
Upload
Videos
Wallpapers
SMS Collection
More
Videos
Autos/Vehicles
TV Shows
Movies
Education
Entertainment
Films/Animation
Gaming
How To And Style
News/Politics
Peoples/Blogs
Pets/Animals
Science/Technology
Sports
Travel/Events
Trailers
Songs
Funny
Amazing Videos
Wallpapers
Hollywood
Bollywood
Others
SMS Collection
FESTIVALS
JOKES
GREETINGS
LOVE/FRIENDSHIP
SHAYARI
REGIONAL
Send Free SMS
Mobile Games
Action
Casino
Puzzle
Racing
Adventure
Sports
Guy Games
Others
Play Flash Games
Action Games
Adventure Games
Board/Card Games
Shooting Games
Puzzle Games
Sports Games
Arcade Games
Racing Games
Fighting Games
Casino Games
Strategy Games
Dress Up Games
Pimp my / Customize Games
Education Games
Other Games
Mobile Softwares
JAVA Software
Android Software
I phone Software
Blackberry Software
MP3 Ringtones
Bollywood
Hollywood
Comedy
Birds/Animal
Instrumental
Religious
SMS
Others
Move
Home
>
SMS Collection
>
Oct 18, 2014 SMS Collection
>
Oct 18, 2014 SMS Collection
SMS Categories
FESTIVALS
JOKES
GREETINGS
LOVE/FRIENDSHIP
SHAYARI
REGIONAL
Oct 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
UPLOAD SMS
Santa ne shampoo kha...
Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do
Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai
Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Very Tasty, A...
Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Jagjit Singh: Ye dau...
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Sabse bhari d...
Santa: Sabse bhari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de..
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Doctor:Kamjori hai, ...
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha h
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Ek baar Santa Gangub...
Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Ek baar Santa Gangub...
Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ki shaadi ek n...
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Masterji: kal school...
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa's wife di...
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
First
Prev
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Next
Last
Follow Us
We Collect Personal Information On This site.
© 2015. mrpopat.in All rights reserved.
Translate Page To Your Favourite Language
