Oct 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Teri yaad mein humne...

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: U r crossing ...

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband asks, Do you...

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere pyaar ki roshni...

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sweetest Proposal by...

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: What do you li...

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful...
More..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

In a bath room, a bo...

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kal 125 logo ko bew...

Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise? niche dekho..
. Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
More..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Life without u is im...

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

girl : if you will t...

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teri yaad mein humne...

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Judge: U r crossing ...

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Husband asks, Do you...

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

Tere pyaar ki roshni...

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Sweetest Proposal by...

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Girl: What do you li...

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful...
More..

In a bath room, a bo...

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

Kal 125 logo ko bew...

Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise? niche dekho..
. Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
More..

Life without u is im...

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.

girl : if you will t...

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi.

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Oct 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teri yaad mein humne...

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Judge: U r crossing ...

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Husband asks, Do you...

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

Tere pyaar ki roshni...

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Sweetest Proposal by...

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nahi Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Girl: What do you li...

Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful... More..

In a bath room, a bo...

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

Kal 125 logo ko bew...

Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise? niche dekho.. . Bas, Aise hi.. Ha...Ha... Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;-&gt; More..

Life without u is im...

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.

girl : if you will t...

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi.

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful...
More..

Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise? niche dekho..
. Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
More..

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi.