Oct 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Ra...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay...

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Evolution of MAN: W...

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If your father is a ...

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

jawani ke din chamki...

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

msg pe msg bhejte ho...

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

terrorists have kidn...

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Ra...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay...

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Evolution of MAN: W...

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

If your father is a ...

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

jawani ke din chamki...

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

msg pe msg bhejte ho...

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

terrorists have kidn...

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres

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Oct 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Ra...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? Boy: Long Drive Par..!! Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..? Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay...

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay? Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Evolution of MAN: W...

Evolution of MAN: Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,, Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,, Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,, Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

If your father is a ...

If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

jawani ke din chamki...

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

msg pe msg bhejte ho...

msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

terrorists have kidn...

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres