Oct 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Munni ki badnaami di...

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI....

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

When you are in Liqu...

When you are in Liquid form, we are in Uniform!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: Kaam wali sha...

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa 500 k note pr ...

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: College Me Ladkiy...

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya aap bor ho rahe ...

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Heated gold becomes ...

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become 'Best Husbands'!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Suhagrat pe ladka wi...

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse me. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek machchar ek takle...

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda h! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Styl...

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.,

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Oct 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Munni ki badnaami di...

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI....

When you are in Liqu...

When you are in Liquid form, we are in Uniform!

Santa: Kaam wali sha...

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana..

Santa 500 k note pr ...

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas h.

Q: College Me Ladkiy...

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali..

Kya aap bor ho rahe ...

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho..

Heated gold becomes ...

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become 'Best Husbands'!

Suhagrat pe ladka wi...

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse me. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h

Ek machchar ek takle...

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda h! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida h.

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Styl...

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.,

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