Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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1st time ever! Rajni...

1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n guess wat... back aa gayi... engineering rocks... rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering hai boss..

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 bacha roj mandir s...

1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

can you lend me 2000...

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If i need "Brai...

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think tht u r a genius...
i need a brain which is never used before

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

mehrban kdrdan dekho...

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband-Kal mere kha...

Husband-Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife-Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband-Tum ko kese pata?
Wife-Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa ne chalenge ki...

Santa ne chalenge kiya.
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega".
Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de..

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Laloo-Rabri tum meri...

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek American nai ek S...

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gabbar: Aare o sambh...

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

1st time ever! Rajni...

1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n guess wat... back aa gayi... engineering rocks... rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering hai boss..

1 bacha roj mandir s...

1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)

can you lend me 2000...

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????

If i need "Brai...

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think tht u r a genius...
i need a brain which is never used before

mehrban kdrdan dekho...

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.

Husband-Kal mere kha...

Husband-Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife-Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband-Tum ko kese pata?
Wife-Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha

Santa ne chalenge ki...

Santa ne chalenge kiya.
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega".
Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de..

Laloo-Rabri tum meri...

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

Ek American nai ek S...

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Gabbar: Aare o sambh...

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...

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Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

1st time ever! Rajni...

1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n guess wat... back aa gayi... engineering rocks... rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering hai boss..

1 bacha roj mandir s...

1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha, ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida, aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)

can you lend me 2000...

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????

If i need "Brai...

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain... don't think tht u r a genius... i need a brain which is never used before

mehrban kdrdan dekho...

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti bajegi bandr nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.

Husband-Kal mere kha...

Husband-Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife-Akeli ayee hogi? Husband-Tum ko kese pata? Wife-Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha

Santa ne chalenge ki...

Santa ne chalenge kiya. "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega". Sare news wale waha pahuch gye. Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de..

Laloo-Rabri tum meri...

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

Ek American nai ek S...

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai, Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Gabbar: Aare o sambh...

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...

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1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think tht u r a genius...
i need a brain which is never used before

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.

Husband-Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife-Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband-Tum ko kese pata?
Wife-Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha

Santa ne chalenge kiya.
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega".
Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de..

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...