Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's wife di...

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep t...

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Santa's wife di...

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.

Why did santa keep t...

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

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Sep 11, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Santa's wife di...

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.

Why did santa keep t...

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai. Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A Colle...

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS