Sep 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Girl :"my left ...

Girl :"my left leg is lunch and
My right leg is dinner,
What would you like to have?
Pappu :"I would like to have,
Snacks between lunch and dinner"

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How To Teach Mathema...

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication
In the Sweetest Point.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Love marriage aur ar...

Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pregnant Lady went t...

Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.

Lady: Thank God.....
!
!
!
!
My Husband is Safe...

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sir Miss k B*obs dab...

Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to
1 Bache ne Dekh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba
Raha hu
.
.
Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na yad karo kisi ko ...

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na yad karo kisi ko ...

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

X karte waqt callgir...

X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi
To uper chade ladke ne puchha
Ladka-kya hua?
Callgirl-jaldi kar Be,
Bahar aur bhi h
Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Sep 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Girl :"my left ...

Girl :"my left leg is lunch and
My right leg is dinner,
What would you like to have?
Pappu :"I would like to have,
Snacks between lunch and dinner"

How To Teach Mathema...

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication
In the Sweetest Point.

Love marriage aur ar...

Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.

Pregnant Lady went t...

Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.

Lady: Thank God.....
!
!
!
!
My Husband is Safe...

Sir Miss k B*obs dab...

Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to
1 Bache ne Dekh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba
Raha hu
.
.
Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..

Na yad karo kisi ko ...

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye.

Na yad karo kisi ko ...

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye.

X karte waqt callgir...

X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi
To uper chade ladke ne puchha
Ladka-kya hua?
Callgirl-jaldi kar Be,
Bahar aur bhi h
Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe h.

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Sep 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Girl :"my left ...

Girl :"my left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have? Pappu :"I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner"

How To Teach Mathema...

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication In the Sweetest Point.

Love marriage aur ar...

Love marriage aur arrange marrige, Kya difference hai? Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire Wo love marriage, 500 log milkar dhakka de To arrange marriage.

Pregnant Lady went t...

Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...

Sir Miss k B*obs dab...

Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to 1 Bache ne Dekh Lia Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Raha hu . . Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..

Na yad karo kisi ko ...

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki, 'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye. Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki 'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye.

Na yad karo kisi ko ...

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki, 'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye. Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki 'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye.

X karte waqt callgir...

X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi To uper chade ladke ne puchha Ladka-kya hua? Callgirl-jaldi kar Be, Bahar aur bhi h Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe h.

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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and
My right leg is dinner,
What would you like to have?
Pappu :"I would like to have,
Snacks between lunch and dinner"

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication
In the Sweetest Point.

Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.

Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.

Lady: Thank God.....
!
!
!
!
My Husband is Safe...

Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to
1 Bache ne Dekh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba
Raha hu
.
.
Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye.

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye.

X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi
To uper chade ladke ne puchha
Ladka-kya hua?
Callgirl-jaldi kar Be,
Bahar aur bhi h
Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe h.