Aug 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Its not that.....

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai'

But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 ...

Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.
Banta: Acha
Par Mai Nahi Dekh Paunga.
Santa: Kyu
Banta: Mera Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hi H..

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - "sir ji...

Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"

Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe...

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton
Se Darr Lagta H.
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega,
Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

True Love Song. . ...

True Love Song.
.
.
.
Bazigar O Bazigar,
Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar,
.
Oooo.
.
Tune Dil Mera Toda,
Maine Fevicol Se Joda,
Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu 2 Ramu ; agar ...

Pappu 2 Ramu ; agar tumhe rod par ek 50 ka note milta he or ek 500 ka to tum konsa note uthaoge.
Ramu ; 500 ka
pappu ; agar me hota to dono utha leta..

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab ...

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota
Hai,
Tab Phone Chodta Nahi.
.
.
Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata
Kyu Nahi.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

HAMARE YAHA Naya P...

HAMARE YAHA
Naya
Purana
Acha
Kharab
Taza
Basi
Tuta futa
SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi h.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Bacha bohat der se...

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girls ki problem Si...

Girls ki problem
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
aur
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Its not that.....

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai'

But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 ...

Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.
Banta: Acha
Par Mai Nahi Dekh Paunga.
Santa: Kyu
Banta: Mera Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hi H..

Santa - "sir ji...

Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"

Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe...

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton
Se Darr Lagta H.
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega,
Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

True Love Song. . ...

True Love Song.
.
.
.
Bazigar O Bazigar,
Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar,
.
Oooo.
.
Tune Dil Mera Toda,
Maine Fevicol Se Joda,
Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.

Pappu 2 Ramu ; agar ...

Pappu 2 Ramu ; agar tumhe rod par ek 50 ka note milta he or ek 500 ka to tum konsa note uthaoge.
Ramu ; 500 ka
pappu ; agar me hota to dono utha leta..

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab ...

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota
Hai,
Tab Phone Chodta Nahi.
.
.
Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata
Kyu Nahi.

HAMARE YAHA Naya P...

HAMARE YAHA
Naya
Purana
Acha
Kharab
Taza
Basi
Tuta futa
SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi h.

1 Bacha bohat der se...

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye.

Girls ki problem Si...

Girls ki problem
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
aur
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi.

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Aug 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Its not that.....

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai' But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 ...

Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai. Banta: Acha Par Mai Nahi Dekh Paunga. Santa: Kyu Banta: Mera Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hi H..

Santa - "sir ji...

Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe...

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta H. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

True Love Song. . ...

True Love Song. . . . Bazigar O Bazigar, Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar, . Oooo. . Tune Dil Mera Toda, Maine Fevicol Se Joda, Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.

Pappu 2 Ramu ; agar ...

Pappu 2 Ramu ; agar tumhe rod par ek 50 ka note milta he or ek 500 ka to tum konsa note uthaoge. Ramu ; 500 ka pappu ; agar me hota to dono utha leta..

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab ...

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai, Tab Phone Chodta Nahi. . . Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

HAMARE YAHA Naya P...

HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Acha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi h.

1 Bacha bohat der se...

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye.

Girls ki problem Si...

Girls ki problem Simple ladke pasand nahi, Modern ladke sincere nahi, Ranbir kapoor milta nahi, aur Main in chakkaro me padta nahi.

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai'

But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.
Banta: Acha
Par Mai Nahi Dekh Paunga.
Santa: Kyu
Banta: Mera Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hi H..

Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"

Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton
Se Darr Lagta H.
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega,
Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

True Love Song.
.
.
.
Bazigar O Bazigar,
Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar,
.
Oooo.
.
Tune Dil Mera Toda,
Maine Fevicol Se Joda,
Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.

Pappu 2 Ramu ; agar tumhe rod par ek 50 ka note milta he or ek 500 ka to tum konsa note uthaoge.
Ramu ; 500 ka
pappu ; agar me hota to dono utha leta..

Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota
Hai,
Tab Phone Chodta Nahi.
.
.
Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata
Kyu Nahi.

HAMARE YAHA
Naya
Purana
Acha
Kharab
Taza
Basi
Tuta futa
SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi h.

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye.

Girls ki problem
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
aur
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi.