Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Attention plz...! ...

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Difference b/w shit ...

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother.
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY.
Oohh ShIt

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: What is the diffe...

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

The human brain is m...

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: Hear about the te...

Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mere dost tanhai me ...

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya kar

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hai tu agar mera dil...

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kash tumhare chere p...

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

True bravery is to a...

True bravery is to arrive home ...
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bubbli got caugt on ...

Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Attention plz...! ...

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

Difference b/w shit ...

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother.
Shittt!
.

And Her brother was GAY.
Oohh ShIt

Q: What is the diffe...

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

The human brain is m...

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love

Q: Hear about the te...

Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.

Mere dost tanhai me ...

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya kar

Hai tu agar mera dil...

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Kash tumhare chere p...

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

True bravery is to a...

True bravery is to arrive home ...
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."

Bubbli got caugt on ...

Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

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Aug 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Attention plz...! ...

Attention plz...! Don't drink unboiled water.. Because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!

Difference b/w shit ...

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit: . A boy Threw a love letter to a girl . but it fell on her brother. Shittt! . And Her brother was GAY. Oohh ShIt

Q: What is the diffe...

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

The human brain is m...

The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love

Q: Hear about the te...

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

Mere dost tanhai me ...

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant, Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya kar

Hai tu agar mera dil...

Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Kash tumhare chere p...

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!!

True bravery is to a...

True bravery is to arrive home ... fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask "hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."

Bubbli got caugt on ...

Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother.
Shittt!
.

And Her brother was GAY.
Oohh ShIt

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love

Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya kar

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

True bravery is to arrive home ...
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."

Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want