Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Gabbar: Aare o sambh...

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram:

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash..

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Monday ko dosti, Tu...

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKAN...

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa ...

Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe..

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once Rajnikanth went...

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rajnikanth creats ne...

Rajnikanth creats new email id:
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.
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.
gmail@rajnikanth.com
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.
Google shocks...
Computer blocks...
Hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rocks...

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once Rajnikant forgo...

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
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.
.
Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Why India's ene...

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
.?
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Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MatHs pj- "Usn...

MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr..

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Gabbar: Aare o sambh...

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...

Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram:

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash..

Monday ko dosti, Tu...

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKAN...

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"

Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa ...

Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe..

Once Rajnikanth went...

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!

Rajnikanth creats ne...

Rajnikanth creats new email id:
.
.
.
.
gmail@rajnikanth.com
.
.
Google shocks...
Computer blocks...
Hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rocks...

Once Rajnikant forgo...

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
.
.
.
.
Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P

Why India's ene...

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
.?
.
.
.
Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!

MatHs pj- "Usn...

MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr..

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Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Gabbar: Aare o sambh...

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...

Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash..

Monday ko dosti, Tu...

Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko phir se talash.

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKAN...

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"

Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa ...

Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa Khud Ko Pehchan Ne K Liye Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe..

Once Rajnikanth went...

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused... Since Dat day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!

Rajnikanth creats ne...

Rajnikanth creats new email id: . . . . gmail@rajnikanth.com . . Google shocks... Computer blocks... Hacker dies... Virus cries... Rajnikanth rocks...

Once Rajnikant forgo...

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small.... . . . . Now that place is known as "Disney Land".. :-P

Why India's ene...

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST .? . . . Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!

MatHs pj- "Usn...

MatHs pj- "Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar, Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar, To mene b soch liya, TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr..

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...

Man receives telegram:

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash..

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe..

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!

Rajnikanth creats new email id:
.
.
.
.
gmail@rajnikanth.com
.
.
Google shocks...
Computer blocks...
Hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rocks...

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
.
.
.
.
Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
.?
.
.
.
Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!

MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr..