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Aug 8, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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One day Sardar went ...

One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar sent SMS to h...

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very swee
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Truck dekhkr ...

Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise usko vaps krne aya h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I’m a ...

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Master: Mai tenu kut...

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?
Santa: Ki krda master g,
kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Masterji: kl school ...

Masterji: kl school kyu nhi aya.
Santa: Gir gya tha or lg gayi.
Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lg gyi..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch...

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Beta agr tm fa...

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Girl:- Jaldi khidki ...

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,
Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A donkey kicked a Sa...

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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